I think the argument is that the healthier you are, the less likely you are to suffer health problems for decades before shoving off the mortal coil.

SCREW YOUR DATA I HAVE ANECDOTES

I can guarantee you there’s loads of examples of people that lived how they wanted, eating whatever they wanted, and dying early. There’s probably also loads of examples of people trying to be healthy who end up living long lives. And there’s probably examples of loads of people trying to be healthy but dying early…

“The company had layoffs and unfortunately I was one of them”

Moral: Just fucking pay people

This is a breach of internet commenting protocol. Please reword with additional snark.

#1 waste savings: don’t have children. You’ve not only saved the waste of the new humans, but all of their potential decedents!

Dear WOOD: wear condoms with a person you barely know. Problem solved. Unless you’re doing it onto her body in which case the effect is basically the same regardless of amount.

If you’re living in Manhattan with a car, you’re either wealthy enough to afford reserved parking or a radical masochist.

This applies to Chicago as well. I would add:

First off, in Chicago, don’t be a dick and put a chair in a spot. Yes, we know you shoveled it out, but so did everyone else on the block except the elderly folks (and some of them did too). Get over yourself and be a good neighbor. You live in the midwest, start acting like it. It’s not like the snow is even that…

I too share your distaste for Kingsmen (the 1st one, at least - I couldn’t be bothered with the sequel). 

https://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/trans-fats

Eating carbohydrates is an essential part of a healthy diet. However, if you describe yourself as “fat”, “obese”, “overweight”, then you’re eating way too many, and from the wrong sources. That hamburger bun isn’t your friend.

I enjoy a little soreness, kind of confirms that I am working hard and improving.

So. Edgy. 

I don’t see anything wrong with that--looks like a lovely day! /Canadian

So pretty much par for the course for late-period Gilliam is what you’re saying?