Nice - typical American.

Right... some people live to be old, and their last years are rubbish.

HAHA!

Tinder came around just as I was exiting the dating/fuck-for-sport scene... Does it tell potential partners that you have a preference for XYZ?

If she were to cruise by a retirement community, however, she would probably wouldn’t make it out alive

Yup. Our financial adviser advised me to go all in, as my wife and I are expecting to buy a house in the next few years, and this is a tax-free way of socking away money. No interest gained, but it’s lowering our tax burden, so we’re essentially getting a ~30% bump.

They’re risky because you really have to have a handle on what you’re gonna spend, with a possible +$500. I’ve spent less than a hundred bucks on doctors one year, then thousands the next.

I have an HSA! I put in the max, my wife uses most of the actual spend, and when we buy a house, we can use the balance towards the down payment.

Welp, this cinches it. Reasons why I won’t see it:

If you lie about being fired... so what? Your new boss can’t call up the old HR and ask why you left. It’s illegal for a company to disclose why you departed your last position, even if you were fired.

The biggest shock to me is that Mossimo Giannulli is married to a woman.  

And the dads across the land can’t wait to buy the Blu-ray.

Oo! Classic baby boomer get up, there. Loose-fit Lee jeans, Merrell/New Balance sneakers, and the “honey, do I look like Indiana Jones with this on?” hat. 

Anything in New York that attracts tourists is a tourist trap.

sigh.

I hope the rest of their diet is better than Texas Roadhouse.

That headline makes no sense. 

Bringing cash...?

No.

You can stick a douchenozzle up your manky ass for all I care.