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It sounds like you’ve cut back, but you haven’t really improved your diet. Eat more fruit and veg, less red meat, processed carbohydrates and processed sugars, and you’ll do yourself a lot of good. 

Three times a day! Who has that kind of time?

Naw, I’m not looking for tech brahs telling me about their workout routines.

Every move should be documented. Singed release forms, with a witness, etc.

When people with personality disorders get together, love not only blossoms, it explodes with such a force, it will leave a crater in the ground.

YASS!!!

Says someone who never served

You must’ve been in the Army. In the Marines, if you bartered for watch, you’d have holy fucking hell to pay. 

Your CO never pukes, maggot.

For a Brosnan 007 flick, that’s a 5 star-Citizen Kane review.

That don’t always work. I’ve been stuck behind several people who have done that, it doesn’t work, and the person checking them in will ask “is that a screen shot? It is? OK, open up the actual ticket.”

So the stereo typical middle-aged woman is white? All other women generally die in their 30s? Or non-white women go straight into old age once they get past their 20s? Or do all women become white once they reach middle age? I’m deeply confused.

What is a “very stereotypical middle-aged woman”? 

Time and time again, the archives, as well as modern day observation, remind me how awful baby boomers are. 

Never trust a fat white guy with a goatee.

I wasn’t commenting on Macdonald. I was responding to ucuruju, who was complaining about how 30-somethings think they’re “wise-beyond-her-years,” and how it’s hypocritical for a baby boomer to say that. That generation is full of nothing but a bunch of spoiled shits who have always thought that they were incredibly

And yet, he decides on that hairstyle every morning

I really was hoping her show would be funny after seeing her roast Trump. But, yeesh, it was awful.

Meh. I don’t feel bad if a Norm fan thinks I’m a dick.

I gave up on Stranger Things when Eleven went all Love is a Battlefield, and that toothless, curly haired kid went from kinda cute to insufferable.