The Deuce - a world where emotionally stable, financially savvy women are street walkers.

If I go by his words, and not just his inflections, he becomes even less funny. 

That’s your all time favorite joke?

Macdonald and his fans seem to think that if you make every utterance sound sarcastic, said noises automatically become funny. And not just funny, but it’s somehow magically “intellectual.”

Where in the comment did Too Much Cowbell say that makes someone funny?

Funny how baby boomers - who decided that they were the wisest generation, and their wisdom came to them at inception - are now decrying a generation for deciding that they are wise, and have been since inception. 

One of the fittest looking dudes around? He looks like my grandmother just before she goes to the salon to get her roots touched up.

The people of Britain refuse to take back Corden, but just once, I’d love to see Trump’s immigration policies positively affect our nation.

Strictly speaking, it may have been part of the deal they made with Spacey. He agreed to be in a theatrically released picture, so they were legally bound to release it in cinemas. 

Koreans hate the Japanese because they invaded their country, forced them to learn Japanese, outlawed loads of Korean customs, forced them into labor camps, and sexually enslaved their women.

Lady needs to know where God would have put them if he blessed her with a pair. 

Hoodies! PHEW!

What an inexpensive way to douche yourself up

What an inexpensive way to douche yourself up

Also, most can spill a good amount of their contents when you’re a jackass and open it the newly discovered “correct” way.

As a straight man, I take full responsibility for this, even though women and homosexual men are the people overseeing the fashion industry.

You must have an awful lot of impromptu soirees (“mah goodness —! waa are mah mannahs?”) to always have fresh light rye crispy crackers.

The R. Crumb knock-off is nauseating. 

I dismiss anyone who uses the word “fricken”

QUICK! Trump needs to invade Iran for this. Maybe re-invade Iraq.

Well, here’s a hot take: Bullitt is a really good movie.