It’s somewhat telling how our generation equates “feminism” with parents allowing us to watch a network television broadcast.

“Did you know it was rumored Mozart loved a good poop joke?”

Nuthin. If you don’t understand, move on. 

No. Re-read the comment. 

I have it. 

You know you’re in viewing trouble when the lead-in photo is of a movie that’s about a decade old.

Huh? “Career burglars” aren’t as diligent as you think they are. Not every B&E thief is a David Niven-style cat burglar, taking notes, casing out the area.

Needs more a few more sarcastic-sounding awrights:

Exactly how I felt. I would even go along with the hocus-pocus when necessary, but in no way was it to be taken as a sign (to the girlfriend, at least) that I was interested in joining. If the folks needed to be fooled into thinking I was a Jesusy, that was fine.

Most full-sized trucks are for those who wear combat-style sunglasses. It’s all for looks, not for function. 

I’m as atheist as one could get, but I’ve dated women who have gone to church. I’ve even accompanied. Belief was never a deal-breaker, as long as they didn’t try to minister to me, and they respected that I was not a believer.

For example, he strongly dislikes drag queens and never goes to gay bars.

I spent about 45 minutes my first time skinning the chickpeas. The second time I made it, I didn’t bother. Both were just as smooth. I use a Vitamix, so that may have something to do with it. Either way, like peeling potatoes, I found it a big waste of time.

• What, in your opinion, is the one food that is never better homemade? Most baked goods. I’ve been trying to make my own hummus, and while it’s been good, it’s better on the outside. Why, I can’t say.

To me, happiness and success was a mix of Fight Club’s Tyler Dryden, dating Scott Pilgrim’s Ramona Flowers and having enough money to act like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

She’s probably one of those Americans who spells color and favorite with a U, and calls sweaters “jumpers.” You know, real casual like. 

You baby boomers are the fucking scum of the earth.

It’s all shitty, overly-sweetened crap on stale bread. 

My wife and I had a brief ceremony and then let people eat and enjoy the party. We stressed about as little as two people could. There was a lot of organizing, as we had people come from all over the country, and from different parts of the world, but we pretty much agreed to help each other as much as possible, so it…

I owned two of these things, and they are rubbish. The first one crapped out after six months, and its replacement lasted maybe less. I live in a 1 bedroom apartment, all wood floors. No stairs, not carpet, no crazy surfaces. I emptied the dust collector daily, and wiped it down to clean all sensors at least once a…

I owned two of these things, and they are rubbish. The first one crapped out after six months, and its replacement…