This super casual podcast is dedicated to analyzing each Disney animation release in chronological order

It’s not whether or not the topic is on interest to me, it’s whether it’s funny or not. I mean, I can’t identify with a black guy from Peoria, Il, but I think Richard Pryor was the funniest stand-up who ever walked on stage.

Way more, ok . . . but it’s a big part of it, yeah?

This article is posed as though she either doesn’t care, or she is lying when she says she didn’t know Spacey was a skeeve.

The tolerant left? Those classic lib groups, like the KKK or Proud Boys? Or maybe the Evangelicals? Or Jeff Sessions, a man who was so super left, he was deemed unfit to be appointed to the district court of Alabama.

These acts pretty much fall into two categories:

Her whole thing is being pregnant, bodily functions, and her vagina.

I haven’t seen the act, but I’m guessing it’s mostly “I’m a lesbian, if you hadn’t noticed.”

But what if having close friends makes you content?

Harlan Ellison was the living embodiment of “if I put on a leather jacket, people will think I’m cool. Right?”

I like Hulu for two reasons: I can watch TV shows like The Odd Couple, and my sister in law pays for it.

Huh? Hulu is shite, unless you like those Leprechaun movies.

Jack Ryan: If James Bond were a boring American with a wife and kids.

Here’s a tip: once you get back, don’t bore the rest of us with your Burner stories. They’re gross, and we don’t care about your new community. Going may be great, but once you get back, don’t act like a 20 year old who just got back from a study abroad program.

Yeah, from what I gather, the times when a kid “randomly” tells you they love you makes up for the vast amounts of stress, hemorrhaging of money, lost personal life, and lost nights of sleep.

Why are you acting like a taxi driver to children? Let them figure out how to get to stuff.

Every single blog post on parenting reaffirms my decision not to have kids. There is never anything good in them. At best, it’s advice on ways not to totally loose your shit. 

Either way, it’s funnier than Billy Bragg’s attempt in his song Shirley:

As a joke, I give it a 3 out of 5 stars.

I think people who are too afraid of their sexual preferences are the ones worried about labels. If you cling so tightly to being described straight as a pal sucks your cock, go ahead. Yeah, sexuality has many hues and shades and all that, but some things you just can’t be. Rachel Dolezal can’t be black, I can’t be…