The show that was instantly dated in every single way.

Yeah, but if you dabble in the rainbow arts, then you’re 100% not straight, no matter how much you want it to be true.

haha— that’s a good point.

It sounded just as good as I thought it would.

If you spend so much time aggressively wiping, you need to alter your diet. Eat more fiber, and drink more water. That way, when you shit, it slides out, and wiping up is a breeze.

I lived in CT for a bit and can back that claim up.

Pointy-toead high heels. Fucking ‘shapewear.’ Thongs. BRAS.

Every time Lynch tries to talk about things, he comes off as a real dumb shit.

My favorite thing to hear is someone who is rich and (likely) famous telling people that they need to find work that they love.

They don’t let you smile in most DMVs throughout the country. Doubtful you’ll be able to with your passport.

Do, however, a quick pickle of medium-soft boiled eggs. They do wonders to a salad.

My wife eats yogurt daily, and I’ve been meaning to try making it with the pressure cooker.

You think Melania has a choice? She’s a prisoner of the White House. And money.

If that. I feel for the guy, but rash engagements with people who suffer mental health issues rarely work out in the end.

Totally agree.

I’ve been offered several times, mostly by strangers. I’m not gay, and I’m not averse to trying, but I’ve never been tempted. Therefore, I have no regrets turning them down.

You get hard thinking of thin air sucking your cock, then?

If you moan and last a long time, it’s more like an 8.9.

THROAT isn’t straight, right? I mean, he might call himself straight, but if you moan and say how good it feels, and it’s not emergency desert island sex, he’s definitely having eyes-wide-open gay sex. Right?

But didn’t we evolve to steam our vaginas? And beeswax our ears?