I know! They make each other better.

BIGGEREST SWERVE: The power couple Rory and Paris are planning their wedding now that it’s legal and that’s why everyone is back in town.

Aw thank you! I will remain hopeful. Plus I am working on Tinder dating right now.

Right?? I legit have lied and said 8 when one of my friends asked me. I should have told her it wasn’t her business, but too late!

We should make a club! I’m also 25 but am legitimately embarrassed by what I feel like is a really low number. Logically, I know that that is just the double bind women are in and there is no right number because we’re either sluts or prudes. But like...I don’t want to tell people I’m only at 5.5 partners.

What if you’re embarrassed by how low your number is? ‘Cause I’m 25 and only at like five and a half. And it would really kill my adventurous woman rep if people knew that.

Of course you’re safer on the bus! There are more people around, the vehicle is very large and well lit, and it has an established route and time table.

This is my dearly held hope.

Or DC and I can watch a yuppie lobbyist fall in love with a yuppie government consultant! Just like real life.

I’m in the same situation! I’m in my twenties and I’m totally happy without a relationship and thus put in very little effort beyond drunk tindering. But I’m worried in 10 years everyone will be married and I’ll be sad and alone.

What a little chunkers!

Maybe I’m just young and immature, but I super do this about guys. I have a lot of specific things I would like in a partner and will totally analyze potentials that way. And I can definitely get on a roll talking to my friends and kidding around about my specificities.

I’m not rewarding anyone with sex, because I don’t bestow my vagina like a princess bestowing a boon. I have sex with people I’m attracted to and who are attracted to me. And we have sex together, because it’s an activity people participate in and not an object to give and take away.

lolololol that gif is amazing!

Right?? I’m not withholding sex from you in the hopes you will come around to my way of thinking. I just don’t want to have sex with jerks.

#winning

Been there! I collapsed on the floor laughing when I was trying to do crunches while listening the The Flophouse at the gym.

WOW. What a jerk! Also, women who are into being dominated are still really into it, just not in a get-on-top-of-you way. I can’t believe he said that out loud.

Not if she had a reality show!

I am #obsessed with that Goldie/Liza duet.