...because you’ve just recovered your long lost memory, Killgrave from Jessica Jones was controlling your brain, or it was actually your evil twin brother?

I. Can. Not. WAIT!!!!!

I feel like calling CCB Satan is giving her too much credit.

You can with a tiny funnel.

Or you have to read A Separate Peace. John Knowles = ::eyerollemoji::

...why are you the one providing the oral in this scenario?

Being an adult, because I got to become politically aware under Obama and now I can hold onto that optimistic memory in these dark times.

Ooo I’m intrigued! I’m a D and last summer just started wearing those nipple petals and walking reeeally slowly. This seems more practical.

#COTD

1) It’s called the Men’s Project.

I know at least one couple that used them for role play purposes.

If his comments result in any more straight guys being willing to try pegging, I’m cool with it.

Not trying to disregard your experience—I know some teenage girls can be terrible—but this narrative has never rang true for me. I was getting sexually harassed and humiliated daily by teenage boys for my freshman year instead. I totally know that we all have our own damage—and if you have past trauma with teenage…

Eh it might be that I’m still too young to feel nostalgic about it yet—but I just don’t have a desire to see people I went to high school with. I didn’t have any significantly bad experiences and even might have been considered popular, but I was just so ready to go senior year. I didn’t have a really true connection…

Ugh I feel like I’m being a mean girl right now to this friend from high school. We were like twice a year coffee friends, but she recently has been trying to have a much closer relationship than we’ve had since we were 17 (25 now). And I just...don’t want that. She never moved out of our small home town and we have…

Me: in a black dress.

I know how you feel. My childhood dog died a few months ago and this week and that week feel very similar to me too.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who’s been stuffing my face over the past few days to block out the pain.

GUYS! This is not going high. Now I feel concerned/sad for the republicans. What the fuck??

It premieres on October 20 not 21.