Doooo it! I just got one two weeks ago and I am obsessed with it.

I am not even going to pretend that I am not for sure going to see this movie.

A red solo cup filled with urine right in the middle of the metro platform. Just right there.

Ah I just went o their website thank you god. I saw on a medical-y website that ended in .org that said it could re-strengthen if it has only been stretched. But def trust pp over all else.

ME TOO! And I just found out that your hymen can LEGITIMATELY grow back!!! I am freaking out and need to bone someone like stat.

So you’re saying I should be paying for nail polish?? That is outrageous!

Noooo! I'm about to turn 25 and I want to maintain the permissiveness of youth :-/

Seriously. The president should be smarter than me and it’s sad that many of the candidates do not meet that requirement.

Oh my god it's real!

Probably involving the finger. *shudder*

10/10 would bang. I would bang him or Abe or his hot (get it?) fire girlfriend.

Yeah, everyone just has to be able to be in the same room for a stretch of time. It’s the birthday party test!

I have *definitely* found that in the people I’ve dated and hooked up with, but I think it has a lot to do with the dudes I find attractive and the ones that find me attractive. If we’re thinking critically about this on the internet, it’s probably more likely that we think about it in personal situations too.

Yes, but if nickleback sings in a forest and everyone hates them, do them still make a sound?

I also walked out of this as a teenager and my bff and I asked for our money back! The guy was super nice and let us fill out a card that said we had a family emergency and we got a check. He also hated it.

SUPER ACCURATE

Or if you have BOTH HEADPHONES IN and said dude has blocked you into the wall seat on the metro and is also three times your age and is trying to chat.

Thank you for this. I’ve been thinking about it, but I think I will include “I will support you whether you take this advice or not” verbatim.

Well if she had heard them say other sexist things it would be easy to extrapolate that they “probably” did think that. If that was the case, she definitely should have followed that up with “but that’s shitty,” but I do think it’s a very different question than “Do you think I’m a slut?”

Do you actually tell them if you think it’s a bad idea? My friend is getting closer and closer to getting engaged and if she asks me, I’m not sure what is a good idea to say.