Lots of stars! This is definitely my strategy occasionally ended with, “Maybe you should think about...”

It might help her not hook up with jerks who have a sexual double standard?

Yeah I thought the same thing. I would have followed it up with, “They shouldn’t because that’s shitty and sexist but. Probably.” I guess some people are a lot more sensitive to things like this.

Ooo thank you!!!

Seriously. I’m still beholden to VS, because I tried to branch out once and they were weird and too small.

Sunrise alarm clocks, please!

*SIGH*

Haahah I actually don’t super like penetrative sex, so I only really have it in relationships. I have done plenty (ish) of messing around in that time :D

I have a very sad face right now.

IT CAN STRETCH BACK??? Are you telling me ima have to pop my cherry again after two years of no p in the v???

Yeah, the people I know who went to Ivies were mostly fairly attractive. And it helps to make enough money to get your hair done all the time once you’re out of school.

Exactly. It’s like hating on Nickleback. Do you not have anything more interesting to say than hating on something from a decade ago? Like commenting on the weather?

That sounds awesome! Thankfully the few weddings I’ve been in have had fairly minimal costs for me and came with great presents and hair and makeup. When two of my friends got married they gave all of us these really nice collage picture frames, but all the spaces had these suuuuper cheesy couples photos of them. We…

YES! Than you can drunkenly talk about your hopes and dreams and be real friends :D

I seriously pictured this painting when I read this.

This article is right on. There is no reason the dude should automatically be paying for the date. It is fine depending on the circumstances but it absolutely should not be assumed. Doesn’t everyone like to do a little courting of their own?

Eh I get it if there is something about your diet that makes your meals always cheaper. I have one friend who is a vegetarian, so she shouldn’t have to pay for the charcuterie plate that the other two of us split. And I have another friend who doesn’t drink, so she would be paying more than her fair share every time…

I KNEW THAT WAS A COPY OF CAMU! Is it The Stranger or The Plague? I can’t tell.

Yeah, for all the weddings I have been in the couple gave members of the wedding party gifts not the other way around. Especially because I had already bought a gift for the bridal shower in most instances. Is this not general etiquette???

Maybe she gained a little weight from recovering from surgery? I dunno if surgery itself would affect it.