ALL THE CRUNCHIES

I legit might have to do this. I used to live near a British candy and cigar store, but then I moved and they are no where!

Are they ever! Why are they so hard to find though?

Wait, this does sound like period cramps! Before I went on birth control I vommed like every month after lying around on the floor of the bathroom for a while (even in school. Very embarrassing.) Now obviously I have no idea about levels of pain, which I'm sure differs for individuals, I always started out hurting a…

This is something I never knew! Thanks for sharing.

Right. Because blood and uterine lining oozing out of my vag on the reg is super arousing.

I guess think of it like situating your dick in tight underware/jockstrap. Or is that sexual for y'all, as well?

Dude, for real! My boobs aren't even THAT big, and no target tops for me. Also, their hats are way too big but I think I may have a pin head so.

I <3 you. Now that you pointed it out, I realize that I do have the same contempt for people you love both of these things.

Exactly! I agree with Lindy's assessment and totally lolled ready this. But I mostly didn't like it because watching a movie about people being bored is boring. A movie about people being self-hating or miserable or depressed is more interesting to me.

I dated a vegetarian for several years and it was totally fine! Absolutely no problems as most place have veggie options and he was a great cook. BUT before him I dated this guy who ate like a child. Only chicken fingers and chipotle burritos and maybe a salad with a lot of ranch on it. It was legit a problem, because…

Oh crap. Good point.

That's what I'm saying! He would have been great. *sigh*

On netflix watch instantly.

Dude same! And it's so weird because he is super liberal and hangs out with tons of gay dudes. And he'll be like, "So and so (one of our gay family friends) said I can say it." and then tries to talk about how we shouldn't be able to not use words because censorship blah blah blah. I tried being very logical and calm…

I know! He looks like the Starks' long-lost, least hot brother.

But Cathy is a total psycho too! Although, I guess the Heathcliff/Isabella relationship would work, but they aren't the main ill-fated couple.

Seriously! I haven't had sex in like a year because dudes annoy me. It's not hard at all if you're single. But no masturbating??? I tried to go a week a failed.

Feminazi! Don't you think it's weird that he uses that term when he seems to like Nazis?

Oh jeez, I don't know if I can handle that. If my IDGAFary continues to increase at the same rate it has over the past few years, by the time I'm 40 I will be unbearable!