Oh humanimal, no Easter is complete without you.

Oh yeah, duh. My bad.

No, Shiny is saying it would be probable that Margaery would marry Joffery's younger brother and still be queen ala Catlyn marrying Eddard when his older brother died. (Also, like how Mary married Henry VIII, as a fun real world historical fact).

Ohhh, that would totally make sense. Okay good call. I'm onboard with the Tyrell theory.

For reals. I feel like I should be interested in what John Snow is doing, but as a person he's so boooooring!

Okay, but wouldn't they have waited until Margaery had his baby? So that there was a Tyrell royal line? Now won't what's his face, the second son, be king? How does that help them? But I can see not wanting any Lannister crazy in your bloodline. Hmmmm...

Yeah, I get that. When men aren't in the mood it's a shock, becuse they are supposed to always be sexual aggressors all the time. When women aren't in the mood it feeds into the stereotype that we are the anti-fun keepers of the sex gate. I have totally felt like I was the stereotypical sitcom wife when I haven't felt…

Very true. I had a boyfriend who was really ashamed when he wasn't in the mood. He would offer all these explanations and felt so bad, so then I felt bad that he felt bad. Sad boys caught up in the patriarchy are sad :(

Has that actually happened to you? I find it hard to believe that it's common for people to wake up one day no longer attracted to someone they were in love with the day before, because they switched sexualities over night.

Oh good, not just me. I was like, is Steve Harvey now guest starring in the Rodgers and Hammerstein Cinderella with Fran and Carly Rae?

I came to the comments to say exactly this! Thank you. If it was so easy to portkey in and out of Hogwarts, why would the Death Eaters have needed Malfoy to fix the vanishing cabinet in book 5? They wouldn't have. And that would have been a terrible security risk for the school.

I got the same thing! I was only ever bullied by boys. Like I had weird bitchiness with friends in middle and high school, but it was very much a two-way street. The only time I was a straight up victim of bullying was from a few individual, specific boys. Really mean stuff that evolved into sexual harassment…

I just moved across the world and am now 12 hours ahead of my parents! We have a weekly skype date on my day off, but it's been hard for me. I'm an only child and until now have talked to one of my parents almost every day. Sometimes it would be really quick informational things like, "Call your grandmother." But…

I...yes? I was specifically talking about when people try to make my emotions go away by trying to argue me out of them. As if I am not allowed to feel a feel without a logical justification for that feel. Sometimes people just feel sad or angry or jealous or silly or horny.

I hate the "that's illogical" argument! Like, so? You can't logic me out of my feelings. Plus, the few guys I've had romantic experience weren't used to expressing their feelings. They would express things through what they think are universal truths like "That's not okay" not realizing that feelings are very…

When I was in middle school (which, granted, was about ten years ago) I got in trouble once for wearing a short skirt. I remember being particularly outraged, because as I was walking back to class from the office I saw a boy wearing a shirt with a cartoon of a girl in a bikini bending over a motorcycle.

Plus, it's for Hardee's! That makes WAY more sense with a hot guy.

Thank you. Almost all sex presented in mainstream culture is through a heterosexual male gaze. My sexuality was very preformative when I was younger, because that was the only type of female sexuality I had seen modeled. As I get older, I have to unlearn that and figure out how to genuinely express myself sexually,…

I often tell people I'm annoyed at to suck my slit. It has good aliteration, is biologically specific to me, and it squicks a lot of people out. I may have to retire that phrase if I start using slit in sexting. Hmmm...

Are you my ex-boyfriend? I'm pretty sure I've been offered this deal before...