Well, his folks got the 'pretentious' part right.

I would swing on them with my ski poles, but I know I would just fall down.

I hate those kids. Show off little assholes.

Is that when your career as a serial killer began?

Fuck you, you judgy bitch.

What a fucking dick.

Isn’t that the exact behavior you are condemning?

You’re kidding, right?

It boggles my mind that Clinton is the best the Democrats can do.

And more ad hominem.

Ah, the ad hominem appears.

Self-discovery is a wonderful journey.

You regularly defend the indefensible.

And yet, type you do.

That’s a fuckton of booze every week.

You consistently bend over backwards to not offend idiots.

Infuriatingly catchy?

Wigs.

You sort of suck.

Oh, good. Another regular featured that will last three weeks.