As if 90% of the dumb shit you say isn't mixture as before.

Boston's water regularly wins taste tests over bottled waters.

No, it isn't.

To be fair, I hate you, too.

True.

You really are a serial killer.

Not if they can't catch you.

Yes.

Don’t ask, just throw it away.

Check out container gardening. You can grow a surprising amount in a tiny space anywhere in the Northern hemisphere. (Presumably in the Southern hemisphere as well, but I don’t know that for sure.)

That is, in technical terms, bullshit. They pay their suppliers bottom-of-the-barrell prices and get bottom-of-the-barrell products.

Good.

Your mom hid it.

Damn, girl.

Don't try to blame your alcoholism on me, you pansy.

Your brother-in-law is wrong.

Nobody owes you a present.

Put your head against the headrest and think of England.

You're not nearly as smart or as amusing as you think you are.

You stay away from my man.