You already fucked this guy and you're worried about Facebook "stalking"? Grow up and tell him "I'm sorry your grandma died".

Offer your condolences and ask if he needs to reschedule. Go from there.

No.

What's the realistic payoff from the PhD? Will it be better than what you have now? Going to school is fun, but is it worth being an adjunct at some school in the Midwest for the rest of your life?

Collier,

Was discovered by aggrieved what Thursday morning? Copy editors, perhaps?

"Expired jar of mayo" is the cruelest insult ever. And the funniest.

I just figure it's none of my business what two or more people are doing in their bedroom.

Won't you think of the baby Jesus?

Bullshit. They go back on the shelf just like any other sort of merchandise.

I'm pretty sure it says "has anyone seen my cane?"

After they rob her apartment.

It's like they aren't even pretending they haven't been bought off anymore.

rofl

Do you know how long it takes to image search a photo to see where it came from? Apparently, neither does The Chive.

My work here is done.

*snickers*

You keep yelling you're going to choke to death on a sardine.

Because shut up and conform, Goddammit!

You spelled "dammit" with an "n".