I drink about 12 ounces of Makers Mark every day and my cares about Zika are reduced by over 99%.

I drink about 12 ounces of Makers Mark every day and my cares about Zika are reduced by over 99%.

drink it and you will never get Zika.

drink it and you will never get Zika.

Where is he buried? I have to take a piss.

He cannot for the life of him hit an open receiver. But girlfriends...

I hope they sentence him to play QB for the browns.

Well he certainly didn’t turn himself into a NFL QB.

Man, he’s really young to be showing such advanced CTE.

If he deleted it does that make it a Tunsilectomy?

You do whatever you have to do to stay out of Cleveland.

It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

When he and Ethan Couch meet in prison they will simultaneously gush “I’m such a big fan of yours” to each other.

Johnny Jail

It was designed in foresight.

I agree with you for the most part but “struggling” and throwing massive parties and not giving a flying fuck seem pretty far apart on the arbitrary spectrum in my head. self-destructing? yes. but he seems to enjoy this, not really struggle with it.

When you are 36 you just drink while you do laundry.

Next mural....Kanye watching Kanye stick a finger in Kanye’s booty while Kanye masturbates to Kanye making out with Kanye.

It was also a scene in Sling Blade.

same thing as

If you’re going to make a post for every terrible Hawk Harrelson home run call, remove the 500 Days of Kristin posts. You’re gonna need the room.