Reminds me of this joke:

Reminds me of this joke:

Do you think he uses a bowling ball grip??

I think the GOP was looking sor something similar sounding ... more like single prayer.

Gap boot cut jeans are the best jeans ever.

Gap boot cut jeans are the best jeans ever.

Ketchup does not belong on anything. It has no merit as a condiment and ruins the taste of anything it is slathered on.

Mmmmmmm, tuna egg farts.

Nice, I’m going to leave this here:

Will this do for now?

Brilliant!

I notice that phenomenon in my rear view mirror when I am driving in my car. In the morning, I move it up and when I leave work, I move it down. EVERY DAY.

Who knows, Mr. Castile could have been replaced with someone like Mr Derp.

Reminds me of this from The Royal Tenenbaums, when the narrator is describing the children and discusses Richie and how he failed to develop as a painter.

That’s a Bombardier Q-400. One of the most pain in the ass airplanes I have ever worked on.

I would still hatefuck the shit out of it.

I’m an aircraft mechanic that does heavy maintenance on large aircraft. you would not believe how disgusting everything inside the cabin is. When interiors get taken out to inspect the structure and other components that are hidden by interior panels, you can regularly find boogers, spilled drinks that don’t get…

St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago. Those green plastic bowler hats that everybody wears were upside down in the bathroom next to the toilet, there were about 6 of them completely filled with piss.