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You could tweet all you like at 45.

Good luck with the FAA.

Actually it is Trumps unhatched offspring. They begin life a tadpole like creature, these are currently in an incubation chamber.

The Elevator does not give me the ILLUSION of walking up stairs. It is merely a box that goes up and down. Perfect bastards like Shannon Hamilton, proprietor of Fashionable Male, use elevators. I, on the other hand, shall stand on an escalator and make comments about how kids shouldn’t ride since they’re so dangerous.

Good origin story! “Those Eggheads used to mock me. Now we’ll see who gets the last laugh! Bwahahaha!!!”

That’s his life plan.

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

Time to roll down to Mar a Lago and cry this one out

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What about the sugar cookies?!? Can we still have those?!?

The top of my eight year old’s calendar (if she crossed it out, maybe she wouldn’t get in trouble?):

His report will be turned over to his replacement which is a paper shredder.

SELFIEEEEEEE

Missed a spot.

when the facts don’t fit the narrative

Read the report prepared by the DoJ. All the witnesses and the autopsy prove Darren Wilson’s version of events. This is not an opinion, its fact.

Michael brown was shot to death after he charged a police officer, which happened after Brown assaulted the officer in his car and tried to reach for his gun, according to multiple African American eye witnesses. The case caused an outcry when Brown’s friend lied through his teeth and said Brown did nothing wrong and

We all know she was banging Logan just to get closer to Jean-Luc.

There’s a recipe for armadillo that requires a nice cedar plank. You clean and place the armadillo meat on that plank and then spice the hell out of it. Stick the meat and the plank on the grill for about 4 hours, take it out of the fire, place the armadillo carefully in the trash can and eat the board.

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