Alternatively, this was taken in Florida. That is his real deadbeat dad. He disregards his children who live in Ohio all, but one week a year. He figured that if the kid went home with bruises, his ex wife would file charges and he already has warrants.

Dog Life Goes On.

Check out my buddy’s dog. Derpiest looking dude around.

He’s kind of like a Gremlin, only you don’t want to feed him before midnight either.

It would have been a shocker for Schefter but JPP’s thumb couldn’t reach the stink.

Cool picture of them landing and the wheel rubber smoke making it look like the landing gears are on fire.

They have a metal detector for those boarding Ed force one, but only those who trigger the alarm are alowed on board.

Awww shit! Maiden is on tour again! I don’t care how old they are they are one of the best rock bands ever. Bruce is a cool cat, pilot and tank collector. I love this band. Up the Irons!

I’d fly metal class

We have finally achieved Maximum Metal.

This song is horrible.

I’ve seen better.

I feel like this is what happens if I ever try to pull off a hangnail.

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

Was the title meant as a joke? Obligatory science: Helicopter blades fly the same way wings on a plane do: by generating lift through pressure differential, aka Bernoulli’s Principle.

No beating of the air is required, it’s just a byproduct.

Is it behind the Camry?

I’ll finish that for you.

I’d rather wear a Dead Skin Mask than drive that trash.

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.