Papa John is a giant douche, so I don’t feel sorry for him.

Permanently grayed out from Jezebel? Sounds like an accomplishment tbh.

Since he was dumb enough to stand there and get retardant dumped all over him, I guess you could say he's officially retarded.

The best I could come up with.

Was Megyn Kelly on that flight?

Two words: Suicide Solution

(And, to be sure, there’s an inherent racism in that dilemma: Few bat an eye at violent lyrics or misogyny in classic rock, chalking it up to poetic license and creative expression. It’s only when blacks are engaging in provocative lyrics that we clutch our pearls.)

Exactly. If you can start the car at idle with the clutch only, you’re most of the way there.

Katherine can learn to drive my stick any day. (^_^)

I’ve always thought it best to teach a new stick driver to feel where the clutch grabs at idle before telling them to raise the revs. A good driver on flat ground shouldn’t need 3,000 rpm to start rolling away.

Sense speed by clutch smell!

If there was snow I’d have just pulled the parking brake and walked into traffic.

You forgot the snow and the degree to which it was uphill.

No no no. You have to learn in a city, facing uphill at a red light with a dump truck behind that’s given you zero coasting space while driving a ‘95 Mustang with a transmission missing 2 of its 5 speeds and a clutch that’s “iffy”.

Accessory power outlet? Wouldn’t that suck power from an already underpowered engine?

Hahahahaha! That’s funny.

As always...

This is the hand that abruptly ends....