Well it started with my ever astute and smart-alecky 12 year old daughter - "Hey.... what is that hanging off of the back of that truck?" - my two other younger children chimed in - "What?... what?? I don't see it?" - "Right there - that is a funny looking thing to hang from your truck - Daddy what is that hanging…

See that's the thing though, the TruckButtholes are already in the cab.

I always thought that these were an icon for gays to be able to recognize each other.

The most exciting thing to happen on a golf course since the invention of golf.

Han crashed first.

I could tell you...but I would have to kill you.

I think one of the next shows, Rush played that same venue. I was at the Rush show.

A gift from God himself, distilling the essence of St. Louis into its purest form.

As long as they're cutting him open, they might as well check his ovaries also.

The Chicago Bulls 2 Year Plan.

He may as well come back. Take the court to a roaring ovation, guns blazing for a quarter, and then catastrophically destroy his knee on a drive. At this point, he's Christopher Reeves of the NBA: he'll be forever viewed pathetically for his injury more than his achievements.

It's time to put my foot down— *Rose tears ACL*

Forman: Derrick, I told them you should be back for the playoffs.

Bulls GM Says Derrick Rose Will Be Back In Time To Get Injured In The Playoffs.

I agree that it's really tough for Teravainen to replicate what Kane does, especially since he doesn't turn 21 until September.

Is that Sub-Zero from The Running Man?

They should change the rules to allow taunting a player after he flops. This shit has to stop.

It seems unnecessary for the Bengals to explicitly ban slouching boobs when Jay Cutler just signed a long-term deal with the Bears.