Well at least he finally made it to Aspen.

Fuck no...

Typical Canadians, always showing off at the Winter Olympics.

DMX's Celebrity Boxing Strategy

Nothing says winter olympics like basketball.

Are we sure the Olympics aren't in Greece cause those accommodations look spartan.

Awwwww, they're tandem nursing, how sweet...

Since the NFL is inextricably tied to gambling whether they want to admit it or not, let's put a little more gambling into the game. Let teams have the option of kicking a 30 yard PAT for one point, move it back to 45 for 2 points, and then 55 yards for 3 points.

Maybe you could have TDs count for 7 by default and if you want to go for another point, you have to sacrifice field position by making them punt the kickoff like after a safety. This way going for 8 is a difficult choice, although I don't how it would work out if you wanted to onside kick after. Maybe you could…

They really also need to narrow the posts in general, FGs are becoming a total joke below 40 yards. It should be harder.

9.7 seconds. I clocked that cartoon bear penis on the air for 9.7 seconds. I checked four times because I was sure I was doing it wrong, but within a tenth each time, there it is. For most packages (groan) that's enough time for three different b-roll shots. Not here, friends. We want nearly 10 seconds of graphic…

I hate my team.

The thing that makes the mascot so weird is the legs. If they just cut off the legs, it would look basically okay. Then, they could even change its name to Ron.

Or, jesus fuck, this weirdo:

How was this guy left off?

As a Cubs fan, this makes me want to die.