Did somebody say "cornball"?

You probably also have at least 2 pairs of Jorts.

Next harvest= Miley Cyrus

My parents neighbor kids have one of those Power Wheels things. The stupid fucking kids drive all over their flowers and garden stuff. I was visiting them in the summer and woke up to what sounded like a jet engine next to my bedroom.....it was the power wheels car driving around the yard.

I love when Slayer fans get in the Christmas spirit! \m/

Nice tuck job Gaga!

"We were stretching our balls, nothing sexual"

This will haunt them more.

This chick belongs in the HOF before drunk Papa John.

Would you rather have a Cleveland Steamer or Cincinnati Chili?

I don't think D-Rose will ever be the same again. His career is probably over.

I found a shitty video of it on YouTube

Probably the same things that Kyle's knees were replaced with in "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina"

I knew this was going to happen to Rose sooner or later. The only question is, when will RGIII's knee explode again.

That's a funny story.

Doug Dorsey does not agree.

How about a single adult traveling from Chicago to San Francisco with 4 children between the ages of 1-8. This person gets on the plane with McDonalds for each one of the little fucking kids that were probably incubating the plague inside their tiny bodies. The three oldest kids sit in the row right fucking behind…

You mean convert it into steam?