How about a full on hot tub diarrhea.

Made me think of this.

I would have fully embraced that bib number, then shit my pants during the race \m/

This is all I could think of.

I know a few long distance runners, they are all CRAZY! Whenever they start talking about their next race I always ask them who they are racing. I can never get a straight answer out of them. Then I remind them of this guy.

I am not sure about Cincinnati style chili. Are you sure you are not confusing it with Cleveland Steamed chili :^?

I thought the mass exit was after the 3rd.

Awesome. This will solve all of our toilet paper problems.

I have two of those and I love them. I keep it close to the wall under my desk with two of it's tentacles sticking out for the gadgets that get the cords unplugged the most (computer and phone).

This is the proper way. It is also much more efficient, just wrap the stuff around your hand and you're ready to go. No more time wasted pulling just the right amount and then folding it just right. Everybody should at least give this a try.

The red one with the top hat and mustache is adorable.

I think this would be a perfect position for Tebow if he were to be picked up by the Jags.

Back when I was working, I would always eat at my desk. If I were to take a lunch break longer than 20 minutes, my work would pile up and take me longer to finish before the day was over. I figured that eating at my desk allowed me to stay on top of things and let me leave work at a reasonable time.

Dry them, this may take several weeks to a month or two. Then put them in a coffee grinder and turn the chili's into dust. Put dust in a salt shaker. Label salt shaker HOT HOT HOT and sprinkle on desired food. Never use the coffee grinder for anything else but turning hot peppers into dust. This way, the dried…

They should re-name themselves as:

Don't you mean Trey Parker and Matt Stone?

Did he say Tunt?

How many games do you think he has until his knee explodes again?