Okay, I must applaud your devotion to your argument, but that is a laughably disingenuous spoke in your wheel.

I need help deciding:

Maybe afraid that he'd be seen as an abomination if she knew the truth?

Does anybody know what the point of Littlefinger's pep talk to Sansa was last night?

The very first chapter with Asha, when Theon is trying to seduce her, and gets royally embarrassed by her in front of the wider Greyjoy "nobility" was IMHO the funniest moment in all of the books.

Sad.

Ugh Dexter…. Some people say he's still in the Pacific Northwest to this day, killing lumberjacks.

And Jon Connington too!

I may be too far afield on this one, but I would not be at all surprised if Ellaria makes it out of that cell.

And that leader shall be none other than Jorah Mormont!!!

Oh yeah.

I think the show needs a bit more of a reminder that it's actually winter. Nobody looks cold even (outside of Winterfell).

Events:
-Jon Arryn was looking into paternity issues

Jon Arryn was looking into paternity issues, thus Littlefinger having him killed, to create the chaos that he thrives in.

I don't believe anyone has ordered Jaime's execution.

Ooops…. You're right. I guess I got them jumbled for a second because Eddard dying was a much bigger cause of the war than Robert dying.

Sorry, Robert died because of his own dumb ass. Lancel was feeding him too much alcohol, but the dumb fuck still shouldn't have gotten so drunk and gored by a boar.

Joffrey.

I think the Dany emerging from the flames was supposed to be a one time thing.

Littlefinger is the prime villian. He's the one who pulled strings to get Jon Arryn killed, which started the whole thing….