The last time such violence was doled out by a Cane, Ray Lewis lost his best white suit.

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

For those at work, I have the transcript:

I was personally offended by that because my grandfather died when the submarine USS Enterprise was destroyed during the German attack on Pearl Harbor so people like Trump can live in a free country, and he can’t even be bothered to know the correct number of stripes on the flag.

he was so frustrated and, I’m sure, getting so much heat from Cleveland that he gave me a hard shove into my door to try and continue the argument about McAulay in my office.

I was referring to Mourinho’s favorite tactic “park the bus” and Arsenal’s inability to score any way besides walking it in, but you do you.

That seat was reserved for the 4th place trophy.

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

Yeah, what are they, like 110 yards apart?

Gardenhoser!

If memory serves me correctly, you were Rookie of the Year that season.

Jewel’s response is lovely:

“We’re the party of Lincoln! You remember him! He fought a whole big war to free the slaves! So, basically, ignore the last 50 years of actual policy and remember the guy from 150 years ago. Clearly, we care more about civil rights than those dirty Democrats.”

I love that this is the Republican narrative. It’s like…

#allseatsmatter

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

The ceremony will be held in the parking lot so everyone will have to look the other way.

The sad thing is, this is how the world really works.