She probably already knows man.

You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.

“I like to bet on horses, I like to bet on dogs,” Sager told the Associated Press. “I’ve bet on a lot of things with a lot higher odds than this.”

My favorite Sager and KG moment. Nothing snarky to add, Cancer sucks.

“Buried neck deep in hippo shit” is the best thing I’ve ever read.

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?

This has zero to do with this post but I’m watching a documentary about Babe Ruth and it turns out he was shot in the leg in a bar by his mistress. So if you ever get the question what do Aqib Talib, Plaxico Burress and Babe Ruth have in common? The answer is they all suffered a gun shot wound to their leg in a bar.

Neverest

K2 good to be true

Katmandidn’t

This will also be my face when Finebaum is suspended from his show for a week, and his listeners go on Twitter to complain about his First Amendment rights being violated by big government...

The older I get, the more I realize that things are fucked up because older people are allowed to be in charge and have a say in things. Hearing Finebaum say this is about as surprising to me as hearing someone’s grandma wax poetic about when everything was still segregated.

To quote Bomani Jones:

Guy who fully quit on his team complains about guy who half assed it for same team.

So let me get this straight, you’re criticizing a guy for not bothering to give a shit when he plays against poor teams while claiming the moral high ground that you used to support the team he played for before they got relegated.

What kind of übernonce switches clubs? You are not a fan.

Hi there, former NUFC fan-turned-Hammer here!

Congratulations to Sissoko on his eventual fifth-place finish and Group Stage exit at the UCL!

The squamous parasite steering him must be protruding its snorkel-like appendage for air.

¡Muy Am-bien!