No matter how passionate you are, no matter how much of a burden you have for social issues...

I see your gif of Rip Taylor and raise you a gif of Rip Torn.

Rosenbagger!

My favorite part:

From my company’s second floor balcony, we watched a bald eagle chase an osprey that was carrying a fish to his home (I assume) to feed his fine ass osprey bitch and his kids at the crib. The bald eagle was shrimping the osprey, son. I mean, I see ospreys a lot and you think they’re decent sized predatorial birds,…

Roll Tide?

I’m framing this, and putting it on my mantel.

Casting my vote in November:

Yes you are. Now kiss this ring.

In order to earn that kind of money, you better be able to out-yell Scott Cochran.

Sometimes you have to sit back and relax and just kick it.

Tip for a tip?

More impressive, is that if you live an ethically and morally pure life, you live to be 120 years old.

Messiah, fool!

(Most people, including friends, cannot be trusted not to share very hot Goss.)

Meanwhile at Arsenal HQ...

“THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THE OUTSIDE OF A HORSE THAT IS GOOD FOR THE INSIDE OF A MAN” - WINSTON CHURCHILL