Tuscaloosa

if you wanna be a big-time city, I think you gotta hold on to these teams, and once they leave, they aren’t coming back.”

I don’t know the ages of the Rams’ coaches, but I 100% buy that.

I'm gonna need to see his birth certificate because he looks a decade older than Chris Weinke and Weinke is the oldest coach on the Rams' staff.

Never go full Harper.

Remove this commenter from the greys. This is good kinja.

Yep, one’s openly racist, and the other has deleted emails. Always make sure both of those things get equal mention because they are in fact equal.

I love Drake...grew up in the 2nd richest area of Toronto and pretends he grew up in gangster land...”The 6 ain’t friendly but it’s where I lay up” (the ‘6' being his stupid nickname for Toront based on our 416 area code)...and by the way, he loves to pretend his life in Forrest Hill (the neighborhood) was…

With the choices available, that’s the pun he went with? I Maine, really.

I think this is a terribly unfair criticism of Drake. Sure he “said” it but he almost certainly didn’t write it.

El Paso school takes an El Paso

Well that’s what happens when you try to get the same guy for your 90th anniversary gala that you had for your grand opening ceremonies.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

Ohhhh, SNAP +1

This is the end for Romo. Most snake-bitten QB I ever saw.

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

Well, when you hire Walter ‘Bottlechomper’ Mazzari, knowing full well he’s going to stubbornly field a 3-5-2, you’re bound to end up in the shitter.