He probably smells like the inside of that mask.

“I wish it were 1825" — official slogan of the Republican Party in 2016

I want you to record this . . .

“When a snot-nosed little guy from Westbrook calls me a racist, ....I wish it were 1825

Pretty sure he is actually an alien insect creature in a human skin suit.

I loved him in Hannibal.

He looks like the rubber mask that nobody buys until it’s five minutes before the Halloween party you forgot about.

Boy, thank god fantasy stats are so applicable to real world success!

delusional cowboy fans are hilarious

I’ve always been a big Romo fan so this is kinda sad for me. I remember when all the haters thought he was a choke artist after he miffed that punt hold and whatever. Good call idiots. He’s the top fantasy quarterback.

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

I don’t know how Gare-bear feels about him but I think Jags Guy represents all of us as we try to follow this year’s election.

Before I vote, I just need to know how Gary Johnson feels about Jags Guy.

I lost a dear friend to cancer, and I’m still very tempted to say that you’re giving it a raw deal in that comparison.

It’s rare that Ann Coulter makes me gasp, but this came pretty close.

He’s gonna be disappointed when he assembles them all and finds out it’s the “other” Ronaldo.

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.

Those pictures of the stadium with the background of the Vegas skyline make the whole place look like a futuristic dystopian fever dream. I’ll never understand why people voluntarily choose to vacation in a desert wasteland with a bunch of margarita-swilling assholes.

Pictured: Magnifying glass and ants.

Well, at least it’s realistic. If you zoom in, you can see that the upper deck seats are empty and everybody outside is walking away from the stadium.