#Trump2016

Sure. I love American football - not baseball because THAT shit is boring - but I think a draw or a low-scoring match doesn’t qualify as boring to the rest of the world because there is constant action and build up to a goal. Matches are usually based on a points system, so you have to work on your addition (counting)…

I don’t get that argument. Virtually 45 mins of uninterrupted action is boring to you?

WWII vet with a Kinja. I’ve seen it all.

People who hate football (soccer) for no reason, other than the offside rule is just too complicated for them to understand, remind me a lot of Trump supporters. They hate what they don’t understand and they don’t understand a lot of things because they are fucking morons.

In his defense, Brady Hoke hasn’t been driving a forklift for that long.

That’s the kind of slogan that will get you bent over Don Draper’s desk.

+1 god dammit.

I read a report that said Les Miles has been chewing up grass and attempting to feed it to the tiger like a mama bird for the past two years. Can anyone confirm this?

Deep breaths, Kinja.

Thanks, I feel like you’re unlocking a lot of truths here today.

Small hand-held weapons like that sound effective in principle, however if you drop that lock/brass knuckles (or any weapon I suppose) it’s going to end very very badly for you.

A bear among bears.

My favorite part was when the back of his head touched his esophagus.

Touches lump, smells fingers, looks at you... “It’s shit.”

Me, when I suit myself:

I Met God: Tim Tebow’s delightful, passionate biography of crossing paths with Nick Saban.

Briann McCann is reviewing this tape to see if Brandon Phillips needs to be screamed at and aggressively stared at over the unwritten rule violation.

By the time that Harry left the pitch, John Terry had already bumped uglies with his mom and girlfriend.

I don’t play board games against people with the same # of letters in their first and last name.