1.) Can that bird throw cornbread 10 feet in the air and catch it back in a skillet?

I wonder if this total badass has a World of Warcraft account.

I’ve been to Brandenton and there are better beaches - and way better food - in Alabama.

I hope this is offensive to anyone who thinks this is a good sport:

I’m feeling a high pressure system move through the front of my pants.

Get enough beers in me and I’ll water your god damn lawn through that chain link fence.

I like to defecate through a chain-link fence on a warm summer day before I cut the grass at my neighbor’s house. That’s not really a superstition, but it is something that I do.

This one is mine:

I’d argue that Dick Trickle is absolutely, beyond the shadow of a doubt, the most NASCARiest name that has ever existed.

Buddy has hands! He threw the 1-2 back to back and connected with all four. Granted, the guy taking the licks was probably shit-faced. Olé!

*off.

Couldn’t agree more.

I hate that guy.

Psh, tell that to my wife.

I liked when he hi-fived that kid! *up top* “cool!”

+1 People’s elbow and a raised eyebrow.

Van Gaal had that “you’re lucky I didn’t fuck you right here, right now” look on his face when he walked off at the end. John Terryfying.