“So then I says to the guy, I says, ‘No! HOLD the mayo!’”

I’m not a follower of the game, but why is it when a pitcher unintentionally hits a batter, he doesn’t give him the “My bad folk, it got away from me” wave? Just a little - my fault - acknowledgement, or something? Is it a defensive strategy to get in their head or just the nature of the game?

Does “deciding to retire young” mean it’s effective immediately? Or is it just a clever way of saying “I’m not going to fight until I’m 40”?

So you post a few pics of Kyle getting knocked on his ass to prove your point? Looks to me like he’s about to start crying or whimpering at any moment! He’s probably somewhere smoking a joint and wearing a dress at this very moment.

Care to name-drop the college where the play isn’t so SENSATIVE?

Wait — Kyle Beckerman? The hippie? Nobody named Kyle is throwing hands with an aggressor. And that’s a fact.

+1 RV.

Seriously, FUCK Nigel de Jong. Someone needs to beat his ass on the field and accept the repercussions.

So Will Smith was friends with the former Nola Police Captain who served when Hayes’ father was killed by police a few years ago. Hayes received (I assume?) up to $4 Million in a settlement from the city of New Orleans for the controversial death of his father. There has to be a motive/connection with that kind of…

Jogging ANYWHERE is a risk in itself when you live in Texas.

This is me giving you a +1.

Remember when Ace Ventura beat the shit out of the Eagles mascot?

Bomani Jones is just another bandwagon fan! I’ve been a fan of the Caucasians for years! Hell — I am one!

+1 slice with extra cheese.

I smoked six bowls before I read this, and I’m here to tell you, crickets talk the most shit out of any fucking insect I’ve ever heard.

First time I ever saw that clip I thought he just threw the ball in the bleachers, only to watch it fall and walk away like “Say something I don’t like.”

+1 Vasectomy

She(a) really scored that one! Pie-yaw! Zoom! Swesh!