Don’t get lost in the sauce.

Billy/Bobby Light

God dammit you are good.

Introducing the all new Absolut Moron.

I love this more because you’re surrounded by morons.

Wait, is he being funny/sarcastic or does he think that the bones archeologists arrange to form a dinosaur are just really big dogs?

“I’m a rocker.” - Carson ‘Almost’ Daily

No one loves you, Joey. But I do like this comment.

That’s a hit.

But they’re magic drawers that turn their tackle-drill boners into vanilla pudding!

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Are we beefing?

Nuh uh!

Oh cool! You just repurposed the original joke as your own! hahaha Clever!

You can almost smell Stan Kroenke’s breath just by looking at that image..

Actually, it was the ass wind of Windass that put the ball in the goal.

I did John’s “sideways” hands motion in my head when I read this.

THE CHILDREN WERE SCREAMMMMIIINNNGGGG!

He’s probably paying those guards with the money he stole from the Arsenal bank account.