What about the recent article from Deadspin saying Arsenal are the real deal? A “top” club in the EPL should be able to compete with one of the top clubs in Europe. People saying we beat them 2-0 at the Emirates must think a 5-1 (or 50-1) result is acceptable? I don’t care if we had 2 injuries on the backline. When…

Plusso One-oh.

The beautiful thing is, the “church of Satan” is viewed by Christians as an evil, demented, violent, ritualistic group of brain-washed people who sacrifice cats and first-born children in the name of Lucifer.

I hope to the almighty lord and savior of America (Jesus), that you didn’t bet your house, car or first born child on Alabama losing to Tennessee Saturday. You seemed so confident... It just breaks my heart for you, and all Vols fans and their cousin-wives.

In my cubicle, I watched the video with no sound and imagined he farted when he fell. Which made me laugh, which made me fart.

I think Klinsmann should take a hiatus from the team, and come back when he has more passion for the game.

When entitled, rich white kids finally get a dose of reality - it’s a beautiful thing. What a moron.

This is what life is like when you do 50 whippits before going to a Texas Tech football game where they almost pulled out the W with a crazy play at the end of the game.

That wasn’t my opinion, I was just stating there are people who think that. See how that works? That’s an easy way to say “here’s a shitty opinion that other people think, but not necessarily me, although it’s coming from my mouth.

By “he’s wright” do you really mean he’s “wrong”?

Stephen A. Smith’s “I like Nick Diaz, he’s a real talent” sounds a lot like “I don’t know a damn thing about MMA, but here’s my controversial opinion on the issue.” This dude wouldn’t know a fade if he caught one.

Well done.

+1. Break a leg on the next comment you leave! —No I mean it.

Howd’ya like them footballs?

I’m screenshotting this comment and keeping it in a folder so that when Bama beats TN, I can go “Oh shit, I have to troll that kid from Deadspin!” But I won’t remember which folder I put the image in, and screenshots are always named a crazy combination of the date and time and I won’t write it down cause I don’t…

What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in da marnin’?

Hey — he dove for it!

Sure was swell!

Good god(dammit).

Good (god)dammit.