His nickname is The Beast. Beast Mode plays for Seattle's other football team.
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Chris Christie is made of polluted cookie dough.
Don't bro me, man!
I've been to more than one US international game - qualifiers and friendlies, it doesn't matter. I fill my underwear with sauerkraut, 4 brats, and a few luke-warm, opened dunkels, just to honor Jurgen and to keep my quads frothy during the 90 minutes of faux-patriotism. Sure, I'll eat a brat or two at the half, but…
I get their frustrations, and the MLS has improved a lot in last 5 years, but you can't be mad at Jurgy for wanting to develop the talent he has to the highest extent. You can't do that in the MLS, not now anyways. If a player can play, and compete overseas in a more talented league, then he should go. He can always…
Sheeeeezus...
Seems like it was too god damn loud in the stadium. Now, get off my lawn.
I haven't had an entertaining ejection SINCE 45...
He's lucky they didn't fuck him.
Allowing boosters to pay for a coach's housing is totally and specifically allowed under NCAA rules. Should've been the first sentence in the article...
Apparently he's moving so fast, it looks like he's standing still. Much like any computer running Windows.
"You come on the King, you best not miss, either."
Tim Howard would've made contact, exploded the ref's head, split the earth in two, and aggressively groped all our girlfriends in one swift, and very bearded, movement.
That's a HUGE bitch!
Doesn't seem fair that they're playing uphill either...
Furthermore, I reject your letter. Furthermore, I would recommend you learn how to spell your full name. Who are you? C.S. Lewis? And furthermore, your repetitive use of the same conjunctive adverb throughout this shitty and moronic letter is retarded. Cunt.
It's my birthday today. I'm half way to 56 and I've only shit my pants once. Some things can't be taught. There's a strip club in Jacksonville, FL where for $1, you can staple a stripper's ass cheek. Tell me happy birthday.
I've never seen anything so sexually invigorating and unabashedly racist in my entire life. I award you zero points, Paula, and may god have mercy on your soul.