Especially her eye.

Don't brah me if you don't nah me — Nah mean?

hahah

My uncle (on my mom's side) went to a baseball game in Vermont. He barfed into an ICEE cup when the benches cleared. To this day, I'll walk to the gas station, order a cherry icee, dump half a can of skoal wintergreen (long cut) into it, and add hot dog shavings. I then pour it slowly into my mouth. Thank you baseball.

The best place to sit at the Home Run Derby is anywhere not at the Home Run Derby.

Klose is absolutely terrified to be alive.

And someone sneezed while painting dwyane wade's hairline.

Ah, how did I not see that. You win today, good sir, but tomorrow is another day.

And he tagged him on the dick. He's Out. They're both out.

Maybe you could argue he's "bad" world cup so far, and the article proves some good points, but I'm pretty sure Megamind saves the day at the end. *Tip o' the hat to Timmy Howard*

Well I'm coming 3rd so get in line.

Let's weight around and see what happens.

Aloe Blacc is to soul music what Queen is to hip hop.

ha haaaaa

I did the same thing, and they were all like, "You've gotta face for radio."

Nearly the entire town showed up to celebrate the hat trick!

I is smart.

Yeah Tottenham disappoints again, <- perfect. And don't talk to me about Arsenal's hardware chances when your boys are home watching the game on the TV.

DIAF? Die In A Fire?

Tottenham was Tottenham. Fuck Tottenham.