"Is there 30 owners that created the league?" ...Well, ain't it though?" *slurps squirrel dumplings from spoon*

Don't mind me Jay, just getting my hat.

I'll show myself out.

Why Soccer Tactics Matter? So I expect next week we'll go over "Why Football Plays Exist" followed by "Why Shooting A Basketball with 2 Hands is Better Than 1."

"Atlanta is a big, diverse city, but it doesn't have the Latino population MLS usually targets." Maybe I'm out of line here, but wasn't Mexico vs Nigeria a record-breaking sell out in ATL? You're telling me those were Nigerian fans?

"If you ever stop smiling, they will kill you."

If it's dog shit, it's not mud.

+ 3.14...

+ 3.14...

the seawolf is a distant cousin of the bear cat.

BABY RUTH!?!?

"Oh goodness! He got jiggy on him! Five-high time!" - Al Roker

A rare image of the replacement suits for team USA. They always keep them nearby, but odds are they won't wear them when time comes.

No Seattle? Don't make Richard Sherman angry, please, for the love of god. That thug will start screaming and robbing people.

Oops.

If no one was there to see it, did it actually happen?

The best ads are subliminal and simply make the viewer fond of Dr. Pepper a product on a subconscious level. It's science. Honda.

It's amazing Joe didn't just bite the damn door down.

The dog in the background is clearly upset that his asshole is on display for the internet, but he didn't see the cameraman until it was too late.