Free hand jobs at every voting booth!

Oddly and frighteningly enough, the NY Mag article even predicts Idiocracy:

Thank you for taking the time to answer my question. Makes perfect sense to me now, appreciated.

Meesa all mixed up!

Thank you, this makes it more clear. In this specific case, if the group was removed from a flight, would it not be removed as a singular unit?

Isn't a band or group a singular noun, i.e. Mingos was, not Mingos were? Can a grammarian or style guide aficionado clear this up for me?

Quit ribbon us with these puns.

More like HUGHESwire, amirite?

As a Canadian who has Texans in the family, I can confirm this.

It's from Getty Images, so probably would cost the same no matter how you slice it. But if it's Canadian, they prolly would have got a better rate from Geddy Lee Images.

Ah hah! Now I get it. I was unaware of Jon Bois until this very helpful article, and now understand the CFL photo reference. (An image with the Argos would have been more apropos.)

Good lord, it's the Riders and the Als. Even on an American pop culture website, I can't escape the goddamn Roughriders.

He has a cushion of wealth to make up for the bland.

Great Job, Internet!

I don't know, but as to that list, I'm thinking Kato Kaelin.

Oh, I still do, on occasion. And to each their own. It's more just weird to me when things get hit with a critical shorthand of which I wasn't aware. I assume it's me being out of touch more than anything. But it is a funny line.

…Wisconsin’s second blandest gift to the world, after the BoDeans.

I did wring it out like a used washcloth first, so that's gotta make it somewhat healthy.

Wait, are you Grant Lawrence?

I just polished off a Famous Star with Cheese. Does that count for anything?