Cheese puns?

Perhaps they're waiting for the movie's Hormel marketing tie-in.

My point exactly!

I'd be quite surprised if Captain Underpants is that outside the demographic; the first book came out 20 years ago, so I'm sure there's many 20-somethings here who grew up with these books. Hell, I read these to two of my kids and I'm pretty pumped about the movie (as are they).

Hildegard von Bingen.

No, no, you did the right thing. And sorry, I got confused. I'd made these for My Little Comey.

I… I'm sorry.

Here, have a cookie.

Naked except for the flip-flops.

Calendars were shorter then.

I think Porkins Zappa filed his a couple of years eariler.

As a reminder: one of the top boy baby names in 1977 was "Porkins".

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Past tense? Like saying she used to be into oral but now is all about handbangs? Shit, sorry. "Handbags". I meant "handbags".

Well, thanks to the Anthropocene extinction, it'll probably work out that way.

Orange spray-tan clown will eat me.

I'll just cut to the chase:

Priming the pump!

Speaking of greasy anguish, when are we gonna get any articles on competitive masturbating?

DuMont.