If I was in his company's employ, it's very magnanimous of Mr. Harvey to publish a checklist of things I would do on my last day of work there.

I'm imagining the original memo sent out with all of the first person pronouns replaced with "Steve Harvey" and now I think I might just do something similar with my version I plan on sending out shortly.

"What does her chart say?"
"It says…someone saw a strange amount of moisture on her lips."
"Hmm…check with the EMCA for any secondary symptoms of whether it was also seen upon her arms and on her hips."

THE RESIDENT: I'm here to operate.
CHIEF OF SURGERY: Not wearing that giant eyeball head, you aren't!

An island of non-stop plagues and funky bass riffs!

Ah, just the ones with neighbourhood squirrels and small birds then. Check.

…Clown crucifixes?

Sorry, I'm being a pedantic prick. I think it's because I already lost the charging base for my brand-new electric toothbrush and I'm lashing out. Enjoy the day!

Literally nothing you can't do? Can you chill helium into a superfluid?

Are Were you an A.V. Club staff writer?

Wait, I hear the meat hitting what sounds like a wall, then I see it fall silently onto a grill?

Björk & Bjïndy.

Happy to see Mackenzie Davis in the trailer. Happy to see Dave Bautista's role confirmed (assuming I'm correct he won't make it past the first 10 minutes).

Yes, for one scene.

From those few shots in the trailer, I suspect Dave Bautista (who is indeed in the movie) is playing the "Farmer" in the opening sequence, described as being a huge guy. The opening in 2049 is taken from the original draft of the Blade Runner screenplay, but was excised before shooting.

*falls into pit seven times in a row; is immediately retired*

Know what a Mac and Me is? Same thing.

The E.T. cartridge lays on its back, its label baking in the hot sun, trying to be put in a slot. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

"I always told you…you're special."

The first thing that popped into my brain was Miner 2049er, but then again, I'm old.