Being a professional writer used to mean something.

Shitty headline is shitty, and you know it.

I get that he’s no longer liked, but can we get past the endless criticism and hatred of all things Tesla? Not saying change your attitude, just get past it. I bet if people didn’t love hating Musk, the Cybertruck would be the coolest thing on the road.

Why do you even work at Jalopnik?

I come here to read stuff about cars.  Not politics.  There’s a lot of us that are just fed up with ALL American politicians.  Can you focus on automotive content?

“No one is above an ass whuppin’”

Some people just need to get beat up once in a while to give their Narcissisms a check. Though I am glad it ended peacefully.

You act like a for-profit company owe you a nostalgia trip at its own expense. WTF lol.

“the same boardroom that decided to end a championship-winning racing program also views its team’s motorcycles as taxable assets.”

Not just keys, but, you know, knobs and dials and switches. Did I need a touchscreen to change the volume of the radio or turn the AC cooler?

“I don’t want to derail the story, but like, fucking keys man man. What was wrong with a key?”

Cutting emissions from trucks is literally the opposite of Inflation Reduction.

I would like to purchase a vehicle that I can begin to take to HPDE events and track days, but also won’t bleed my wallet dry.

“tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all’

Ive been saying this for awhile now: manufactures need to hold off on performance EVs until a middle ground of performance and range can be found. You cant really enjoy this thing with that kind of range. Don’t forget 206 is their estimate. Real world range is most likely less than 200 miles.

If Kia can do this maybe they can make an suv with 500-1000 mile range. I don’t need 500HP, 200-250 will do fine and just increase the range.

Raise stupid people, get stupid behavior.

My city just installed these big metal cylinders that come out of the pavement to block off roads in its historic district for outdoor events. Put those at each end of the bridge. Let it get nice and full. Raise them up. No way out. Everybody doing dumb people shit on that bridge gets impounded, fined and or arrested.…

Wow, it’s like leaving the keys in an excavator inside of a construction site with an unlocked gate and unleashing a group of toddlers to see what happens. It’s because of idiots, sociopaths, and entitled folks like this that we can’t have nice things!

Next, the father will offer him a Ferrari. There is some missing judgement here.