I want both of them. I embrace the weird.

LMAO... STANDARD THE ROOT ARTICLE... too bad they took the most insane thing of an example that was Amber Heard’s case to put their activism ahead this time

I like ya Candace, big fan of your articles but yeah... this one is

“Amber Heard Verdict Sends A Message To Black Women Everywhere”

I’m willing to pay premium for the Mr. T/Sedative Dentistry Teir: knock me out with something good, stow me flat in overhead, and let me wake up on the other side of the country with no memory of leaving my house.

They already have:

Instead of paying to check a bag, we should now have to pay to stow a bag in the overhead bin.

I don’t fly often, but usually just have a small carry-on that goes under the seat in front of me.  Watching how much time is wasted by people spending way too long fussing with the overhead bins drives me nuts.  Then as soon as the plane stops, they stand up, open the bin, and futz with it for ten minutes until it’s…

It was for smuggling your mistress out of the house without your wife seeing her... with a modest amount of comfort and dignity.

this was my first IndyCar race ever in person, super cool experience. Highly recommended to anyone who even peripherally cares about cars and/or motorsports. we got the cheapest infield tickets we could find and it was awesome. might have to actually start following IndyCar now, lol

Was a great race I thought. Was pretty exiting, fast passed and there were a few surprises. All in all a great race! It was a better race then the last few NASCAR races!

this is such a non-story.

I think this is what 911s are specifically made for.

It seems like a lot of commenters condoning throwing stuff off overpasses are the same people who consider a right wing loser intentionally coughing in their direction “attempted murder”

Don’t get me wrong. I love and adore the Shelby models. I’m just saying what he had to start with, was not promising, and what his crew managed to produce, was damn near miraculous! 

Yea, throwing shit off overpasses can be extremely dangerous and should never be applauded, even if the other side is a bunch of assholes.

Welcome to the Mark Zuckerburg Meta

We should also acknowledge the much maligned Journey was an absolute home run for Chrysler/FCA.

The Jalopnik style guide seems to currently be: find something interesting and then find a way to absolutely SHIT on it.

A Dodge Journey, likely priced in the basement, and still coming with a full factory warranty is not as bad of a choice as people pretend. It won’t be great, but it’ll get you to work and school if you need a car.