Add to that “Running an ATM business, Growing Legal Cannabais, and Personal Shopper. “

Whoever animated this deserves a fucking award. No single image has ever captured the uncomfortable horror of seeing someone nude in the hot tub like this picture. You can FEEL the sanity breaking inside this man.

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

I try and take the train whenever it is at all feasible. I’ll fly when there’s no other option.

you lost me at pot luck. I’ve had way too many bad casseroles staring at me in the break room at work to think that will end well.

I’m just happy that some customers can take the time to crack a joke, even if it’s bad, common or oft-repeated, rather than than complain or show no personality of any kind.

I feel like this is a great way to make almost every decision— but in this case there are some huge factors you can’t put on a sheet that easily because they’re probability-based. The probability of the company keeping them on in some form if they relocate, the probability of feeling chained to a city with a…

I live in Canada, and I know her. A lot of us know her

Don’t worry! They built plenty of canopies using the corpses of migrant workers! It’ll all be fine!

Sounds like perfect weather for a prestigious quadrennial soccer tournament!

callisse and tabernac are also very good ones. Quebec prides itself on its best swears coming from religious components.

As a Bears fan, I just hope that Kirk Cousins remembers that he is Kirk Cousins this week.

Toronto’s gonna Toronto. You’ll drive yourself nuts trying to figure why the trends work the way they do, so just enjoy the the bone marrow / fish tacos / ‘house ferments’ / poke bowls / ribs if you’re interested, or wait for the next thing if you’re not. For what it’s worth, my story happened almost a decade ago and…

I see most of the readers are now from my age group: 35-45.

Mrs. Patmore: *rolls eyes*

Since this king died of a surfeit of peaches and beer,

“You Must Be Sure You Wanna Taste It” may sound like the worst possible slogan for something you want people to drink, until you imagine some giant Slavic dude in a track suit declaring “I am for sure to taste you” before opening it with his teeth.

That was all I could see.  The creepers hand around his waist!

Right?  At first I thought it was a woman feeling up his abs but then I saw it was a dude...

I like kids, but never wanted to have them, mostly because of the sacrifices involved in giving up so much of your own life, resources and energies to raising them

I see my friends struggle with kids that have conditions like autism or even years long battles with fertility and I just see it draining the life out of…