Kars 4 Kids was even just used as a Bad Place theme song on a recent episode of The Good Place. I died laughing.

A couple of my favorite weapons for jukebox terrorism:

Razzle-Dazzle supports in-app purchases

Happy Evil Week!

Black Mizzou Twitter had a field day yesterday

Fixed! 

I know it’s not a local ad, but is anybody else a bit disturbed by the Martin Brodeur Enterprise ad that has him talking about “renting an exotic, for [his] midlife crisis”? I feel like that’s a really disrespectful way for him to talk about his former sister-in-law.

George was right all along.

Seattle has Pickleball. This is a real thing, and it’s so damn fun. 

More and more, soccer is the sport where “amateurs” can put on quite a show. My local adult league has a B and an A league. If you are in the A league, you are likely still working on skills hoping to get a try out for a USL team or the like. The older guys in the A league are different world, these are guys that…

In Seattle, there are homeless people hanging around in parks (Westlake Park and Occidental Park particularly) who are really good at Cornhole and will give you a game just to pass the time. You will have to bring your Beavis-level Cornholio game to be competitive.

Weird that this article doesn’t mention anywhere that Trader Joe’s shoppers are actually required to buy one of those little packs of dark chocolate peanut butter cups they sell at the cash register. It’s a weird rule, but who am I to question it?

“Maybe they’re Rodimus Prime and know the location of the AllSpark and can get to it before it falls into Decepticon hands.”

Don’t have a goalie. The pads? The helmet with a custom paint job? Fughetaboutit.

“Whether or not to have a child is a complicated and morally questionable decision that each person must weigh carefully.” - Kelsey McKinney

Now it's Teddy Bridgewine.

“Dear, are you reading OldBeigeGuy puns on the toilet again?”

I would say 2, maybe 3 rows. When the seatbelt sign went off, I stood up, walked back and grabbed my suitcase. By that time, a few other passengers had already stood up, so I stood there and waited until the line shuffled forward, grabbed my bag that I had under the seat as I walked by, and deplaned as normal! 

I am neither a celebrity nor a politician (you’re welcome), which may have made my decision to disconnect completely from social media that much easier.