My dad had a dad joke that went 30 years before anyone found out. It did involve a second language though.

We officially have too many shows.

Like this?

“So rack the con of dad”

On the Have Something to Go Home To front: I used to work in restaurants. As the stereotype goes, that meant that I was a mostly functional drunk. As I started my second decade of that lifestyle, I was getting tired of it but didn’t know how to shift my patterns. Then I got a dog. After work, my coworkers would be…

Also, fuck them fonts... all 39 of them.

Rocky’s “I can change" speech at the end of Rocky 4 was better (though Medvedev's English was better).

And if you want to stay that way, remember to vote so Andrew Scheer doesn’t win this October.

Well, fuck. There goes all the Lou Marsh award suspense.

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

Maybe Brown can give him a footjob

I was disappointed that they didn’t keep the name for the TV show version.  However, Batmanuel more than made up in the punny name department.

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

Fuck Mo Lewis forever and ever.

Everybody in Boston thinks they’re Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting when really they’re Matt Damon in Team America: World Police.

I’m stoked for this one. I haven’t seen them since 1997, but this is a 30 song set for their 30th anniversary, and it’s at Toronto’s legendary Horseshoe Tavern.

A whole team full of schmelts, boys.

Way back in October of 1976, a 34-year-old rogue and lifelong bachelor took his 20-year-old girlfriend on a road trip through the picturesque roads of Western New England, driving out from Boston on the Mass Pike before picking up Route 20 north out of Lee, which picks up Route 7 a few miles to the north.