9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

“I want to smell like Johnny Depp’s pancho after his vision quest through the desert.” -Nobody Ever

A cute bar in Montreal’s gay village. I took my ex-gf out for bday drinks even though I was planning on breaking up eventually. She then said she was so happy and hoped that we would be together forever. She then asked me if we would be together forever... I said no.

Ronaldo looks like me at Thanksgiving when my Uncle is doing a racist

OWNS, OWNS

Who own the Chiefs?

I did this drive by myself last summer after dropping the family off at Midway at 5 AM. If he thinks he’s getting there in 17 hours with a woman and two kids, I have some very bad news for him. 

To be fair, Morrissey did advocate the hanging of DJs.

As someone who has dealt with anxiety/depression please keep reaching out and asking us to do things.

What the hell is Marmite and what the hell are crisps?

Awwww man, how much did I love my chain wallet! 

Provel FC

The only thing that matters with this situation is if it somehow fucks up the Leafs. Overpay him and get stuck in salary cap hell? Great! Don’t pay him and watch him walk or play in Europe? Awesome! Even better if he’s a great player for the Isles!

New Orleans......Hot Sauce? Tabasco isn’t far

Cat should be named Jeffrey Lemeowski if he hates the fucking eagles

And most (all?) of John Waters’ films.

One thing you missed is in that in Montreal you cannot go right on red.