“Montréal isn’t as bad as a lot of other cities of similar size. Standard city driving rules apply (avoid rush hours 7-9am and 3-6pm, downtown is usually a mess and assholes in luxury cars/big SUVs and pickup trucks will cut you off/drive with no regard to their surroundings).” 

Toronto:

oh no, Marlins Man has a child army now

South Florida, Atlantic Coast - Highways (I-95, Florida Turnpike) are congested, have frequent slowdowns and travel speeds varying between 20-75 anytime during daytime hours.

Enjoy yourself obstructing the holes at the extreme end of it, with your other fingers, and try to get a nice fluent sound out of it.

I do not have the money for this but wish I did as it’s awesome. Instead, I use my own(free) voice to call my flock of hens...”Heeere CHEEKINS” brings all the hens to my yard.

I’d prefer a where are they now segment on the boxers from Punch-Out.

It’s funny that the answer to both “how full of white dudes is craft beer” and “how full of craft beer are white dudes” is “very.” 

Exactly! There’s a whole damn movie starring a two-time Oscar winner called ‘Remember the Titans’ and still people can’t

Same reason everyone in the 4th grade hated me. I was better than all them bitches. 

Cultural imperialist...

Sports are different now. I grew up watching the Canadiens, the Expos, the Alouettes. It helped that my father was also a fan, but I didn’t really have a choice, those are the only games I could watch on TV. And we got the daily paper, and the game recaps and photos and interviews were about my local heroes, not some…

+1 regrettable video rental

I’ve been to Munich for a day or so at many times of year. Can also recommend July/August, December. Especially Christmas Market time (though the sun sets depressingly early). The Germans will let you drink outside in a beer garden other times of year, too!

I wonder what proportion of health insurance plans actually cover second opinions.

My experiences:

You cannot spell funeral without F U N.

Britain in the NFL > the NFL in Britain

“Yes.”

The pitching is trash. But, it won’t always be. They have 4 high-upside arms in the minors that are just studs (Nate Pearson, Alek Manoah, Eric Pardinho and the recently acquired Simeon Woods-Richardson), plus a whole lot of decent pitching depth. And if there’s one thing I put faith in this front office for, it’s…