No kidding. MLS might not even be the 7th best soccer league in CONCACAF.

Cigarette and joint roller for almost twenty years here: my best advice is to let the paper roll itself. People often try to squeeze it tightly around the herb, but treat it like any other piece of paper and just roll it the way it wants to go and you’ll be more successful. Roll from the middle, not the ends. Start…

I’ve found that blind-spot thinking or any kind of devil’s advocate thinking can rub a lot of people the wrong way, so be careful how you share your ideas.

It’s always nice when someone produces a list like this and (as far as I can tell), doesn’t even bother to show their work.

“As for the worst airport, that honor goes to Chicago Midway International Airport”

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

Thanks for that advice! I took the big risk and moved 1200 miles away with my 4 month old baby! Just moved into our new house yesterday. Here's to hoping it shakes out! 🤞

Hey 18 year old, stay in college and finish your degree now. I know it will seem like you have all the time in the world to go back, but by the time you do(46) it won’t be worth it.

Joints suck anyway. It’s probably the second worst way to smoke, just ahead of poking holes in a beer can.

It’s a strange world we live in - my first thought was that you should just buy them pre-rolled.

From my 50ish self to teens:

I love swearing. A properly placed “fuck this fucking fuck” is so satisfying as an emotional release, I say it regularly as a way to avoid therapy.

I will admit though that there is something so heinously hilarious about non-expletive insults when you’re insulting another person, that sometimes it’s the superior move…

I only smoked weed occasionally in high school and college so never needed to roll a joint, then after a ten year hiatus from smoking at all I started partaking again on occasion when it became legal in the state I was living in. Because I only smoked a few times a year, I didn’t want to invest in hardware, so I just…

I smoke on a weekly basis and can’t roll a joint worth a damn. That’s why bowls exist, and it is one of the many reasons they are better. 

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

If we’re discussing upstate NY we would be remiss if we omitted Dinosaur BBQ.

Zenit has hit its nadir.

My question is how long did it take his sphincter to relax once he was back on the ground?  It seems likely that only dogs will be able to hear him fart for the next week or so.

Harissa, mostly

“Get your camera from, you know, Kmart.”